T H E N A U G H T Y F A I R Y
I'm Fairy on the Christmas Tree
And squirming, writhing, need a wee
Restrictive is this frilly dress
When, suddenly, I'm in a mess!
I feel a trickle on my thigh
No time to scream, and wonder why
Old Fuzzy Whiskers starts to moan
His beard is soaked, he's on the phone!....
To Lapland, where the toys are made
Adjusting trusty hearing-aid
Oh, Blast, Dear Rudoph's nose is damp
Soon panic speading in the camp!
What can I do, short-circuit light?
Dear Tinkerbell with Barbie fights
The children standing in the queue
Look at the tree and wonder who....
Has caused commotion, rowing toys
Would never do for girls and boys...
To have their Fairy Grotto spoiled
This system too is so "well-oiled"!
Then Peter Pan to rescue came
The little man of world-wide fame
He snatched old Fuzzy's whiskers off
And proffered them to me, with 'cough!
My knickers plugged, the smile returned
P.P. his Brownie Points has earned
The tree now dry, normalitee
Is glowing 'round the Christmas Tree
And Santa Clause, more babies kiss,
The one with runny nose he miss'!
I yawn again and view the clock
Not even bloody twelve o'clock!!
'Resign, and steering Star Wars' plane
"This boring job "drives one insane!"
I land on Agios Georgios Beach
With all dear children out of reach!!
A glass of Leon in my hand
A palm tree swaying, sunshine and...
Retirement suits my nature see.....
And all because of fateful WEE! For Margaret Lightly xx
21/11/2019..... "BEWARE!" xxxx