W I E S C H R E I B T M A N D A S ?
English Spelling, no one knows
Stick a Da(h)lia up your nose!
Is it really read or re(a)d?
Are we eating bred or bread?
English Spelling, don't write Brahms!
Shoe Man, Schumann brings alarms! (A Brexit thing?)
"Bate Oven" says "Brexit friend" (Dear Ludwig!)
Time to drive me 'round the bend?
In the south, they have green grarce (Grass?)
Says my friend called Hughie Jarce! ('Has a big one!)
One the score and we have won!
Time to eat a currant bun?
In the power of God believe
Blessings then I will receive!
Throwing at me Brexit mud
Hibernation if I could? (Great spellings!)
Lots of sheep, a massive herd
Was it "Baa" the shepherd heard?
Ice-cream Sundae, Sunday, please
Even rub it on your knees!
Cat views bird on bough, life's tough
Time to have a pinch of snuff?
Is it through or rather threw?
Opt for too or maybe two!
Always smiling, when I laugh
Walking down the garden path
Tall the Beech, to beach it leads
Cut my hand and soon it bleeds!
Church's nave, the Knave of Hearts
Veggie person, noisy farts? (Whoops!)
Kneeling down priest starts to pray
Fox outside drags off its prey!
Reigning monarch hates the rains
Pulling at her horse's reins
Knight appears from darkest night
For his supper... tasty bite?
Lots of nonsense, no one cares?
Combing hairs, or watching hares?
Sorry, Heinz, write "your or you're" (I hate it!)
English language we adore! For a Dear German friend.
Updated 25/01/2020. xxxx My friend asked: "Why is it I read, but I have
read, with the same spelling!!