T H E D E N T I S T ' S N I G H T M A R E
Yawning, scratching, sniffing too
Eyes on television glue
Children whisper, waiting 'fate
Run out before it's too late!
Arms now folded, gentle fart
Put the victims in a cart (tumbril)
Drill is ready, needle.. Aim!
Make that cavity quite lame!
Hand aquiver, missed and "Hell"
Sound the giant, panic bell
Blood is spurting, what a mess
"Little accident", 'confess!
Staunch the bleeding with a bung
'Fore the requiem is sung
Blood upon the floor, great pool
Trouble for this hapless fool?
Screaming helper, others flee
Leave that tumbril... up a tree
Watch the gory, bloody sight
Give the customers a fright!
"Who is next?", my hands they shake
Grab him with a garden rake
Tie him down, stick needles in
Sign the cheque, the dentist win'!
Evil chuckle.. Pull all teeth
Panic there beyond belief
"Anaesthetic...What is that?
Hit the squealer with a bat!"
Clients all sit down and grin
Empty mouths, "No one can win!"
"Crowns I'll fit for thousand pound'
Suffer there without a sound!"
Paddy panics, "Justice, please!"
Dentist by the neck he seize'
Takes some pliers, pulling's done
He's enjoyed his "bit of fun!"
Dentist speechless, bloody sight
Gives old ladies 'dreadful fright
Drills and needles laid to rest
"Man, you really failed the test!" Written in 2001, going mad! xx
We heard that a local dentist had been struck off! xx