W A S I S T L O S ?
What's the matter, North and South?
Food keeps dropping in my mouth
'Pass the fridge, some cheese "drops in"!
Whisky too, but never gin!
Making breakfast, nuts and fruit
Fingers think they're really cute!
Pinch a lonely, tasty grape
Stomach keeps a healthy shape?
Chopping carrots, lots "drop in"
Wasting food would be a sin!
Celery and currants too
Mushrooms, destined for a stew!
MYSTERY... A chocolate thief?
Strawb'rries too... Beyond belief?
Ginger biscuits all have gone
Singing: "Yummy, Foodie Song"!
Bag of nuts is looking thin
P'rhaps they've fallen in the bin?
Fish and chips have disappeared
"Foodie Thief", one says, is feared!
Whisky bottle 'emptied too
Leon gone...."Give us a clue!"
Sherlock Holmes is on the case
Searching for a "greedy face"!
Maybe...Blame the local cats?
Sleeping on their beds and mats
'Guess they really need the food?
Puts them in a purring mood!
I am blaming.... local mice
Eating lots of sugar, spice!
Ants, I think, are suspects too?
Nasty, greedy "insect crew"!
'Say: "Whatever!", grinning guy
Food not wasted, 'wonder why?
Have another chocky ice..
Telling off those naughty mice! Who is to blame?
Updated from 2016 xx