M O O R P A R K
Moor Park Centre, we're delighted
Very pleased that we're invited
Eight o'clock when we arrive
Hoping that we will survive!
Karen waiting, time for weighing
"Kilos losing!", she is saying
Body mass and fat to lose
"Cut down on the daily booze!" (Really?)
Tread-mill time, my heart is pumping
"Get that rate-up!", heart is jumping
Better when I'm on the bike
"Keep it going, what y'er like?"
Karen smiling, loves my stories! (Really?)
Talking of my "walking glories"
Climbing hills 'neath Cyprus sun
Surely gym is much more fun?
Time for rowing, no more smiling
All of this K's carefully filing
Arms soon aching, muscles, please
Rub some honey on my knees!
"Drink more water!", dehydrated
Whisky? No, it's not "gym-rated"
Honey, lemon, start to smile
Welcome to my "Golden Mile! (Kilometers, please!)
Atmosphere is calm , no stressing
No one on machines is "messing"
Cleaning up, the staff so kind
'Guess Moor Park a super find!
Thank you, Moor Park, Wednesday... Yoga
Should I wear a sexy toga?
'Glad we're members, we'll be back
Perhaps with Rufus in my sack? 09/08/2021 xxxx