C A P T A I N H O G W A S H !
Captain Hogwash, country "leading" (Pugwash?)
Many die and lots are bleeding
Time to launch a British ship!
Whilst I from my tankard sip!
Cummings yelling: "No complaining!"
"Rather choppy, 'prefer "plane-ing"?
Harmony is far away
On another Hogwash Day
"Priti Awful", Hancock steering
Refugees who sink they're cheering
They're rehearsing lots of lies (Experts!)
And eliminating all spies!
Friend in Spain is celebrating
He is not for sunshine waiting!
Balcony.. and raise a glass
England?... "All "good" things must pass!"
Cyprus and the sun is blazing
Thirty C', it's just amazing
Friend is cooling in the pool
"Pinkie" is nobody's fool!
Meanwhile in the Channel leading?
Got no female, no more breeding?
"Time to blow those "Froggies" up!"
Time to win the "Euro Cup"
Shouting orders, mainly waffle! (An expert in charge"
Not much meat he's mainly offal! (Awful?)
Cummings, he can hardly see
Needs an eye test and a wee!
Lots of noise and lots of bluster
He is used to Filibuster
Parliament, beaten by Keir
Knock him off the Brighton Pier?
French are chasing, here no fishing
Hogwash for a sleep he's wishing
Scurries back to Dover place
'Guess this "leader's" really ace?
What a day and Carrie's shouting....
Beat the French, she's never doubting?
Hogwash an embarrassment
Like to give him up for Lent? Amen 27/05/2021 xx