A LOAD OF "TOSH!"
R E A L L Y P O S H ?
"Posh! Posh!"
"Golly Gosh!"
Rees-Mogg speaking "load of tosh!"
'Wear my frock coat, bow and scrape
'Looking like a Regal Ape!
Bosh! Bosh!
Loads of "dosh"?
Accent really very "posh"!
Coronet upon my head
What, I'm Yorkshire born and bred!
Watch! Watch!
Dearest watch (Four at £65,000!)
Hamilton, for me a "Scotch!"
Jewellery when'ere he drives
Monaco is where he thrives! (NO TAX!)
Wave! Wave!
Meghan, Dave! (Not Harry?)
Photos, balcony, I "crave"?
Rather watch my rugby games
No one here with "classic names"?
Bow! Bow!
Sacred Cow!
Bird salutes from highest bough!
Tweeting accent not approved?
Northern ones are soon removed!
Posh! Posh!
Golly Gosh
Welcome to the Rees-Mogg Frosch! (Really Green?)
Snoozing on a Commons' bench
Dreaming of his "darling wench"?
Posh! Posh!
Always tosh?
Waving with a golden cosh!
Normal here on 'Blackpool coast
Working class: we are the MOST! Help! 10/05/2022 xxxx
GREEN CRED'!
G R E E N H E R O !
Boris is the new Green Hero
Carbon e's soon down to zero? (emissions!)
'Got a windmill on his head
'Wants to keep his great Green Cred'!
Passing wind, he is world's expert
On his phone a famous "textspert"
Cornwall, solar-panels reign
Energy, e'en in the rain?
Brand new houses, insulated
Solar-panels?... They're outdated?
Wind farm soon on Downing Street?
That would really be a treat!
"Spitting Image", Merkel calling
Reputation-Brits- appalling!!
Laughing stock now Trump has gone
Singing Little Britain song!
"Expert" Boris, World he's leading
Greenist Man, all poor folks feeding? (Veg?)
Wallet, Waffle, no on care?
Even like his crappy hair!
Private plane in New York landing
Trade Deal, Biden, will be handing?
Biden laughs: "We'll have to see!"
"France, your friend?" and: "He!" "He!" "He!"
Army driving petrol lorries
Who's in charge?..p'rhaps Nadine Dorries?
All are wearing clothes of green
Glorify the "Worldy Scene"!
Orchestra, with Boris leading
World, I fear, might soon be bleeding?
Lots of hot air, ACTION PLEASE
Swapping meat for veggie cheese! xxxx 24/09/2021 xxxx
ESCAPE AGAIN?
Y I A M A S !
A glass of Whisky calms my troubled mind
An Afghan refugee clings to a plane
We need a world with people true and kind
Where sunshine reigns instead of driving rain!
I meditate, a plea for peace and calm
My music soothes, I almost start to smile!
Turn off T.V., I'm ending all alarm
It's dark, I walk along the Golden Mile
The sea is calming, gentle, lapping waves
I sit an quickly start to close my eyes
Great memories of walks my mind soon saves...
A twinkle from Dear Amargeti' skies
I pass a lighthouse, Pafos Harbour, Cheer!
Sit down again and down a Leon beer! Amen xx 22/08/2021 xx
ANIMAL STRIFE!
H E D G I E R. I. P.
My name is Hedgie, 'love the outdoor life
At night I hunt for insects in the dark
The roads for me are full of awful strIfe
I only seek a hole "myself to park"
Awake so early, squealing, racing wheels
'Stay on the grass, so far from danger, harm!
The silence calms my mind and and darkness heals
Avoid all stress... Bring peace and no alarm!
I'm creeping out, a road I start to cross
Too late, a speeding car is on its way
No time to move, I'm flattened, car's the "boss"
Undignified, I've ruined David's day (Myself!)
And silence now, beneath the earth I lie
From nature all around I hear a sigh. R.I.P. 01/08/2021. xxxx
M Y S E L F !
A N O L D G I T ?
I'm a "vandal", SEVENTY YEARS
Loving Whisky, rarely beers
Ice-cream flavour? Germoline?
Mainly for a naughty teen? (Ha! Ha!)
Helping others, Green Team Man
Always smiling, when I can
'Love the racing cars, whizz past
Patience really has to last!
Lots of walking, keeping fit
P'rhaps I'm not the oldest git?
Ev'ry day 'walk ten+ K' (Never miles!)
Even on a rainy day!
Patting doggies, have a chat
Watching passing pussy cat
Constant mails from Pafos Town......
Get rid of my Brexit frown!
Almost running, Koili Hill
Fires burning, no more thrill!
Piano, in a Stage One show
Pafos where we love to go!
Most of all 'like hugs and kiss
Social contact I so miss
Walking with the local group
Jumping through the latest "hoop"? (another stile!)
Old Git needing lots to do
Picking bags, they're full of poo! (Thank you, doggie walkers!)
Travelling, by far the best
And regain my "youthful zest!"
At the keyboard, close my eyes
Chopin, bringing lots of sighs
Old folks smiling, Abba, please
Walking sticks and "happy" knees! 30/07/2021 xxxx
WE NEED SOOTY!
H A P P Y D A Y S !
Come on, Sooty, "Work your magic!"
Families falling out is tragic
"Perfect People", 'what we are
'Wonder why we drove so far?
Happy walking, Norfolk calling
"Strolls" in Cyprus we're recalling
Only missing Enid, J' (Jeanette)
On this sunny summer's day!
Gainsborough, great place for meeting
Lots of time for "Chinese Eating" (I'm paying!)
Birthday Girl just smiles and sighs
'Glad to have those fam'ly ties
Doggie walk, the flies are biting
'Guess my legs are so inviting?
Teenage girl just screams and cries
"Time to keep on walking, guys!"
Walk is spoilt, yet doggie's playing
'Likes to have a branch, girl saying
"Put your bloody phone away!"
For some stress-free time we pray!
"Trent" for dining, breakfast yummy
Grandsons like "contented tummy"!
Teenage girl still doesn't speak
Can I turn the other cheek?
We are leaving, no one's speaking
For some peace we're really seeking
Different the atmosphere
Quite relieved, we're driving "clear"!
Phone exploding, trouble brewing
Teenage brat her "rights" pursuing
Just a rude and spoilt young prat
"Meeting" ruined "just like that"!
Sooty's soothing, Sweep he's teasing
Happy laugh, no summer wheezing
"Only deal with "normal folk"
"Love you!", 'guess it's just a joke! 25/07/2021 xx
TAKE THE RUDDER!
C A P T A I N H O G W A S H !
Captain Hogwash, country "leading" (Pugwash?)
Many die and lots are bleeding
Time to launch a British ship!
Whilst I from my tankard sip!
Cummings yelling: "No complaining!"
"Rather choppy, 'prefer "plane-ing"?
Harmony is far away
On another Hogwash Day
"Priti Awful", Hancock steering
Refugees who sink they're cheering
They're rehearsing lots of lies (Experts!)
And eliminating all spies!
Friend in Spain is celebrating
He is not for sunshine waiting!
Balcony.. and raise a glass
England?... "All "good" things must pass!"
Cyprus and the sun is blazing
Thirty C', it's just amazing
Friend is cooling in the pool
"Pinkie" is nobody's fool!
Meanwhile in the Channel leading?
Got no female, no more breeding?
"Time to blow those "Froggies" up!"
Time to win the "Euro Cup"
Shouting orders, mainly waffle! (An expert in charge"
Not much meat he's mainly offal! (Awful?)
Cummings, he can hardly see
Needs an eye test and a wee!
Lots of noise and lots of bluster
He is used to Filibuster
Parliament, beaten by Keir
Knock him off the Brighton Pier?
French are chasing, here no fishing
Hogwash for a sleep he's wishing
Scurries back to Dover place
'Guess this "leader's" really ace?
What a day and Carrie's shouting....
Beat the French, she's never doubting?
Hogwash an embarrassment
Like to give him up for Lent? Amen 27/05/2021 xx
DAILY CALM !
H O T E L D R E A M I N G
I love the stillness, only hearing snores
No manic adverts, Schubert's music soothes
"Don't need a car from "Philip Schofield-bores"!
Dear calming darkness this poor world approves
Tamara Levitt has a peaceful voice
My eyes are closed, I'm dreaming: Bali coast
I hear my breathing calm, now let's rejoice!
A toucan watches, this I love the most!
Such peaceful music helps and then relax!
It imitates four monkeys hanging free
To England's dreary coasts all this I "fax"!
I'm watching now, and high up in a tree
Dear Daily Calm, I'm floating on a cloud
A member still, of this I'm really proud... Amen 25/05.2021 xxxx
FOOTBALL DEBATE
E N T E R T A I N M E N T W I N S!
Three lions on a shirt
Charlie or a Gert
Want a logo: red, white, blue?
Boris or a Bert!
Rather be a "Bull"? ("Come on, You Bulls!")
Rugby's never dull
'Wear my amber, red and black
Now my heart is full!
Odsal back again
Sunshine or in rain
Dewsbury is not for me
Super League again?
Time for ev'ning sleep
Soon in slumber deep?
Watching England, then I snore
Into bed I creep!
Leeds United, Cheer!
Sip my lager beer
Team attacks and soon I smile
Beeter football year!
Football, Rugby, FUN!
Rain or in the sun
Great excitement on the field
Entertainment WON! 12/05/2021 xx
HAIR TODAY!
T H E C U T T I N G
C R E W
Hair today, yet gone tomorrow!
Grey bits leaving, hardly sorrow!
"Get a barnet bright and new!"
Greetings from the Cutting Crew!
Nine a.m. and E' is leaving
In the power of hair believing
"Time to get a colour, trim
Maybe green, just on a whim?" (Maybe NOT?)
Magazine whilst scissors busy
"Izzy-Whizzy!", Sooty's dizzy
Hour later, gorgeous hair
Lots of time to stand and stare!
Lots of folks with "hair for nesting"!
Do I spy a sparrow resting?
'Best be quick, a fledgling, two?
Hurry to the Cutting Crew!
"Poet" too he needs a clipping
Hair-style, 'guess, is hardly "ripping"
Had my scissors, cleared my ears
Baldy soon?..I have no fears!
Barbers', Cleveleys, pavements bursting
For a Lager I am thirsting
"Get your mask on!", gown is on
Singing soon Rossini song! ("Le Barbier de Sevlle")
Floor is full of greyest snippings
'Not allowed to sweep the clippings! (My job?)
'Cannot recognise my hair
Cleveleys' version of Dan Dare!
Resting now, a Whisky sipping
Guess my hair-style's "really ripping"??
Wife so pretty, time to swoon
Underneath a perfect moon! 22/04/2021 xxxx
ESCAPE THE GLOOM!
P O S I T I V E T H O U G H T S !
So many lives, the world is full of grief
At Windsor, prince is sleeping in a vault
Please end the sadness, far beyond belief
To China 'look, perhaps it was their fault?
A lovely day, we walk around a field
The children 'back, they're screaming with delight
A Robin twitters, soon to silence 'yield...
Yet, out of darkness, just a ray of light!
I meditate, of many trips I dream
Fine coastal walk, Dear Faros bows its head (Lighthouse)
Those Christmas walks, so distant now they seem
A Pafos sunrise, sky is glowing red!
Now positive our thoughts, a Cornwall trip
I raise my glass, a healing Whisky 'sip! Yiamas! xx18/04/2021 xx