H E A L T H C H E C K
Waiting, nervous, consultation
Last thing on my mind, elation!
Soon I'm seeing Doctor K'
On this rainy Autumn day
Spire the place for "tummy healing"
I am staring at the ceiling
Nurse assessing likely fate?
Lead me to "the healthy gate"!
"Garden Rescue" some are watching
'Guess that I'd prefer some "Scotching"?
"Famous Grouse", a certain cure...
Listen to my stomach roar!
Girl is texting, 'guess no worries?
Rain still falling and in flurries
Happy days, let's wear a mask..
Swift assessment 'all I ask!
On the trolley, legs I'm raising
Movement doctor thinks amazing! (Really?)
Stomach strain, no rupture... Great...
Operation, not my fate!
Waist is wobbly, weight soon losing?
Does he recommend more boozing?
I'm determined, keeping fit
Happy is this Yorkshire nit!
Leaving, feeling stress is going
Watch the traffic "to-and-froing"
'Glad to miss the surgeon's knife
Driving home with smiling wife! 28/09/2021. xxxx