F U N    F U N    F U N !


Sharon's busy

Makes me dizzy

Cyprus has a "Busy-Lizzie"

Even races on her bike

Local asking: "What yer like?"


Tuesday racing

Gentle pacing??

Hunks in front are really "ace-ing"!

Flying up the mountain roads

Cyprus has no Highway Codes!


Time for resting?

Cycles testing!

Not much time for birdie nesting!

Stopping soon for yummy lunch

Have you got some crisps to munch?



Lots of walking

Happy talking

Left at Faros Lighouse forking

Enid giggles, Jeanette's there

Not much time to stand and stare?


Sun is shining

No one wine-ing

For an orange juice they're pining! (I bet?)

Coffee with a Bailey's, please!

Then perhaps... Halloumi cheese?


Walks and riding

Life they're "pride-ing"

"Fun! Fun! Fun!" they are confiding

'Guess they have a smashing Life?

Far away from stress and strife! 18/04/2023 xx



C H R I S T M A S   D R E A M


I close my eyes and start my Cyprus dreams

Polemi on our radar, Shelia waves

So far away our destination seems

Thank Goodness memories forever saves!

The Olive Tree, Halloumi pitta, please

A glass of Leon after hilly walk

Kannaviou, I feel my ageing knees

I'm grateful here for lots of Wand'rers' talk!

It's cold outside, the road so icy seems

A car is skidding, 'wonder: "What a place!"

Escape, enjoying many happy dreams

Dear Amargeti really always ACE!

Yes, March our plan beside the Pafos shore

I realise I miss it more and more! 09/12/2022 xxxx


N  O       S  N  O  W  !


Don't need the snow!

Six days to go

Pafos awaiting us

Please take it slow!


Walking boots wait

Sunshine, our fate!

Leon is cool and fresh

I'll have a crate!


Sharon and co.

Never walk slow'!

Enid is following

Others "in tow"!


Cleveleys is cold

Please be so bold

Ordering Twenty C

I am quite old!


Andrew O' too

Joining the crew

Wifey is smiling, Wow!

Fine happy "two"


Knees were quite sore

Fitness, no more?

Old legs are wobble-ing

Just  hear me SNORE! Zzzzzzz


Jeanette still fit

Sharon a hit

Slope is so challenging

I'll have a fit!


Jet2 awaits

"Open the gates!"

No queues, it's brilliant

Happy our fates!  27/02/2023  xxxx




S A N T A    B A B Y


Santa Baby

Eartha singing

I can bet my ears are ringing?

Bopping 'round the Christmas Tree

Paul is laughing: "He! He! He!"


Snow is falling

Pavements slippy

As for me? I'm rather "dippy"!

Sleigh is passing in the sky

Santa is a busy guy!


Piano playing

Old Folk smiling

All of this, of course, I'm filing

Mince pies eaten by the ton

Christmas really is such fun!


Room is rocking

"Jingle-Bell-ing"

Michelle lots of stories telling

Antlers, reindeer, mistletoe

Gosh I love the Farthings so!


Wheel-chairs rocking

Sticks are moving

Guests of Christmas songs approving

So inspiring, love it here!

Might be singing on the pier?  (Really?)


Santa Baby

Happy faces

Music all the gloom it chases

Happy Christmas, Brand New Year

Toasting folk with lager beer!  10/12/2022. xxxx



T  U  E  S  D  A  Y  S


It's freezing cold

I'm growing old

My footsteps, hardly feeling bold!

My grabber raised I venture out

To give all litter-louts a clout!


Foul plastic bag

Discarded fag

Don't tell me life can be a drag!

"Poor arteries are clogged", Don't smoke

I feel that this is just a joke!


A vaping cloud

From Eastpines' crowd

A pile of junk.."You must be proud?"

The bin is near, then use it PLEASE!

A lady launches giant sneeze!


A Costa cup

My water 'sup

My stomach full, I am "full-up!"

A nice guy passes, 'starts to chat

"All litter louts, daft as a bat?"


Fine "dog-leg place" (ginnel)

My prospects ace?

A scowl I'm wearing on my face

A Vodka session, lots of glass

Poor doggies here can never pass!


I'm walking back

With bulging sack

"Oh no!" I sigh, discarded mac'

I'm glad to have my egg and beans

 And notice to the left Paul leans... Really?


Hail Tuesday Twit

A Yorkshire Nit

Our road is clear, I'll have a fit

So glad our house is safe and "hot"

I sink my precious "Whisky pot"!

06/12/2022 xxxx

H A P P Y    S U N D A Y


Andrew Ollie

Gosh and Golly!

'Happy with his German "Dolly"!

'Guess not walking in the park

Always rises with the lark! (In Cyprus!)


Walk beginning

Paul soon grinning

And the NHS is winning

Walking Six K', weather fine

Company is so divine!


Registration

For this Nation

Glad we had an invitation

Paul is smiling: "He! He! He!"

Councillor then "sets us free"!


Many cheering

Tea, not "beer-ing"

Whisky later, I am fearing!!

Elves are passing, childrem smile

"We have done first "Golden Mile"!


Up-and-Downing

No one frowning

Sea looks on, no, no one's drowning!

Sylvia smiling as we pass

Gosh she is a lovely lass!


Volunteering

All are cheering

Compliments are so endearing

We are starting final lap

Soon we're ready for a nap?


Happy Sunday!

'Was a fun day

Piano playing soon this Monday

'Hope the NHS will gain

We are laughing through the pain!


A Great Day: 27/11/2022 xxxx

    J O Y C E    A N D    G E O F F


Joyce and Geoff

'Need a ref'?

'Guess that he is "mutton-Geoff?

'Needs a trumpet, I will shout

And a beer with that, no doubt?


Dearest Joyce

Let's rejoice!

She has got a charming voice

Nina's smiling, brings her toast

We all know she is "the most"!


Hull reside

With the tide?

Talk of Humber with great pride?

Geoff still drives his Diesel car

'Wonder if they travel far?


Knaresborough walk

Not much talk?

Will they manage straight to York?

Soon they're back at Dear Nidd Hall

There we all can have a ball


Music plays

Head that sways

For a "Yorkie song" Joyce prays

Laughing when they see me dance

'Guess their smiles our lives enhance?


See you soon

On the Moon?

When that is will be a boon!

'Sending hugs from Cleveleys' coast

Geoff and Joyce, you are the most! xx 10/01/2023.


              T H E   W I C K E D   W I T C H


The Wicked Witch is landing on the ground

She snarls and throws our bin across the drive

She never smiles, no laughter ever found

I wonder how this person will survive?

Not happy with her knitting, shakes her head

Her brother gets a "telling-off" as well

Relieved we are, she's snoring in her bed

Content to make the lives of folks a Hell!

"Bad Day!", she shouts, unfriendly she remains

And kicks our bin again, such happy days

From chuntering she never then refrains!

"Hello Dear World!", for chaos, please, she prays!

Her broom is ready, in the sky she flies

Our neighbour smiles and launches longest sighs! HELP! 13/01/2023. xxxx

C A R I B B E A N    D A Y


M and L (Martyn and Louise)

Ring our bell

Cruising on the ocean's swell

Pafos seems so far away

On this Caribbean Day!


Barbados, please

Rest your knees!

"Have a Cocktail 'neath the trees!"

Snorkelling in warmest seas

From the stress of life it frees!


Widest smile

All on file

Haiti has a "Golden Mile"

Lou' relaxing on the beach

Paradise is within reach


In the gym

Just for "him"?

Exercise is just a whim?

Lifting weights to trim your frame

Martyn enjoys Cyprus fame!


On the deck

Crane your neck!

Here there is no harbour wreck (Pafos!)

Warm Bahamas, largest ship

And you both can have a dip!


Happy Days!

Liner sways

Couple give it greatest praise

See you soon, in March, we think

We'll be there before you blink! 15/01/2023. xxxx 




P I N K I E ' S    I S L A N D


Pinkie's Island, sun is setting

Drinking time, on that I'm betting

Wine will flow, a wistful smile

Beer for Pete, they drink in style!


Pool it sparkles, Pete is cleaning

Once a month, I think I'm meaning?

Always time to have a beer

'Hope it doesn't send you queer!


Peyia people, really happy

Unlike David with his nappy?

No, not wearing, picked it up

And a lovely Costa cup!


So relaxing football watching

Unlike me, of course I'm "Scotching"

Thinking of that Donald Fin'

Keo or a glass of Gin?


Smiggies' walk, for Jeanette, Sharon

'Gues their lives are NEVER barren?

Fitos for some fish and chips

Orangeade to pass their lips?


Back in Peyia, Pinkie's dancing

Is she one for great romancing?

Giving Pete a little.......peck

He is saying "Bloody 'eck!"


Paradise,it's so relaxing

Peyia life is hardly taxing!

See you soon, a Whisky, please

Just to rub upon my knees... I bet! 21/01/2023.










T  H  E      F  A  L  L  !


Camus wrote about "La Chute"

Will I take the safer route?

Sandals on, I start to trip

'Guess I am a silly drip!


Knee is bruised, my wrist is throbbing

Tweeting is a little Robin

Bird is thinking: "What a Twerp!"

I am hardly Wyatt Earp!


Plaster on and anticeptic

Stupid was my "morning antic"

Gull has won, he gets the food

Need a Whisky, raise my mood? (Morning?)


Hobble! Hobble", not for walking

You can hear the neighbours talking!

Wicked Witch will be content

Sleeping in her cosy "tent"!!


On the sofa, Chopin reading

Never mind, my knee is bleeding

Aled Jones, his ducet tone

'Least not singing, then I'd moan!!


Eyes are closing, Cyprus dreaming

Brandy Sour my wife is "theme-ing"

'Won't be long, the aircraft waits

I can't think of better fates! Amen. 12/02/2023. xx




I N    M E M O R Y   O F   G E O R G E !


Remembering Dear Georgie Bates

He's looking down from Heaven's Gates

Ann and Steve to wave him off

Happy Wand'rers' cap they doff!


Dusting off his walking boots

Checking always newest routes

Fyti for a Summer Walk

Keo and hear hum of talk!


Empty is his "Kisso' Den"

Not a fan of Tony Benn?

Heinz and Karin there to please

Even rub his aching knees?


Ian, Dave and: "Morning yous!"

Longest walk he'd always choose

"Don't go that way, use this path!"

"No thanks, George!", he'd start to laugh!


Kato Pyrgos overnight

In his gear a wondrous sight?

Baildon was so far away

"Pafos first!", I'd hear him say


'Missing Pat, he's joined her now

Smiling through a cloud somehow

Now a duo in the sky

Can you hear the poet sigh?


Happy Days, I launch a hug

Yorkshire grin my heart-strings tug

'Won't forget you, Leon raise

We are sending endless praise! 16/02/2023. xxxx

T H I S    C R A Z Y    W O R L D


This Crazy World, all push and shove

"Excuse me, please, Don't call me love!"

Girl passes, sporting evil scowl

Her make-up, put on with a trowel!


Impressed.... I'm not by pouting lips

Her mobile to the ground it slips

Fine eye-brows gleaming, painted black

Of tattoos 'guess there is no lack! (He! He! He!)


I cross  the road, a racer speeds

Preparing for some "evil deeds"

"You drive like Louis Hamilton!"

"Well, thank you, sir, You are a one!!"


A mobile scooter on the road

Electric scooter... Highway Code?

Not safe upon this crossing-place

Then one car stops... it's really ace! (Unbelievable?)


My mind to Cyprus quickly slips

As at my 'Grouse I take some sips

Imagine: Leon, Brandy Sour

We're grateful for their Happy Hour!


Our plane takes off, Jet2 to cheer

Too early for a cooling beer?

We'll soon be landing...Paradise

Compared with England?... Twice as nice!!  05/03/2023. xx



"A    M O D E R N    F O L D!


A barmy youngster, covered in tattoos

And smoking like a chimney, never mind!

Designs quite suitable for zoos?

He even sports an ape on his behind

The sun is blazing, bald and red his head

His toes are tapping, "rock musique" we hear

And on a lounger, it's his cosy bed

I guess it's time to down a Keo beer?

Some girls race past, they giggle, strange the sight

Dear Thetis Bar inviting.... Get a drink!

Girls vaping gently, Yell, I get a fright!

The hotel bows its head before I blink!

"Need Tolerance", I guess I'm feeling old

With little chance of ent'ring "Modern Fold" 07/03/2023 xxx

           L A T S I,   P O L I S,    A R K G A K A


 Aunty Doris

'Loved fine Polis

Used to drive an Austin Morris

'Liked to take an "ocean dip"

Then a Keo...just a sip!  (I bet!)


Proud Argaka

Walk then "snack-a"

Dear Last Castle, it's a cracker!

Leon pouring, friendly chat

I remember George and Pat  (The Bates-duo!)


Polis calling

Walks recalling

Lots of sunshine... so appalling?  (Really?)

Happy Wand'rers, Smiyies 'park

Steep then climbing... for a lark!


Ocean viewing

Doubts eschewing

Love the happy "walking-crewing"

Gosh, I miss it, tears that fall

Then Dear Latsi I recall!


Boats admiring

Zingers "choir-ing"

Great imaination 'firing

Faros for a tasty dish

Guess we're eating lots of fish?


March we're coming

Rufus humming  (A bear!)

Lovely thoughts my senses numbing

Paradise is within reach

Strolling on a pretty beach!  04/01/2023. xxxx




A N O T H E R    W O R L D  !


Another World, I'm lounging in the sun

Two "ladies", taking selfies, screams of joy

'Guess writing verse, for me, is much more fun?

Another Whisky, just a crafty ploy!

Tall palm trees swaying, giggles from the bar

The pool still empty, two try, it's too cold!

At least it's peaceful, here no swerving car!

Next time, when driving, 'need to be"more bold"

I view the sign, The Cypria Maris wins

Another lady, peaceful, still and calm

The order's in, a couple buying Gin

What e'er you sip, it is a healing balm!

So grateful for this world, two birds fly past

We're hoping days like this forever last! 07/03/2023. xxx

A  L  L    "H  A  I  L!"


Cyprus hailing

No one whale-ing?

On the Med' not many sailing!

Rain is lashing down UK

For a little Spring we pray! (Amen!)


Holiday-ing

I'm "Hooray-ing"

Scotland soon, "Och-ay" we're saying

Coach is heading... Inverness

We can't wait, I must confess!


Sunday musing

Sister cruising

G and Ts, they all are boozing

Not for us, "A water, please!"

Rub some Brandy on your knees?


Garden blooming

Cars pass... Booming!

Fifty K', I am assuming?

Play a little minuet

Ludwig B', in G, I bet?


Calmer, dancing

Birds "romancing"

Blackbirds all our lives enhancing!

Blow a kiss to Nature, Cheer!

Pour yourself a Leon beer! (Yiamas, Pete, Peyia!) 30.04.2023. xx


A  N  T  I  C  I  P  A  T  I  O  N


Anticipation

For the nation

Monarchy: Not my creation!

We escape to North of Wales

Puffin Island, boat that sails!


Many starving

No meat carving

Daily intake they are "Half-ing"

Never mind, just stand and cheer

Champers?..'Can't afford a beer!


Early morning

"Hunger warning"

Plight of many should be "dawning"

Sleeping in a doorway..Help!

Listen to the seagulls yelp! (They get more!)


Many cheering

Wine-and-beering

Young guy dies, no food I'm fearing?

Get yourself a royal flag

"Queen" is smoking Marlborough fag!


I'm not smiling

Wealth reviling

All of this the Nation's filing

Buy a sandwich for a guy

Listen to him heave a sigh!!


London's rocking

Royal ship docking

Many to the "palace" flocking

Young guy buried in a hole

Refuge for me: The North Pole! 23/04/2023. xx
















"Y O U    M A D E    O U R    D A Y !


Tala Walking

Happy Talking

To Kamares we are forking

Do not mind occasional hill

We're about to get a thrill!


Peugeot stopping

Vision..."Topping!"

'Got a hug that's really whopping!

Gosh it is young Rod and Jo....

How we love these walkers so!


Warmest greeting

Old friends meeting

English blues we are defeating!

Only Rickerby's not there

Compensation?...Lovely pair!


Wand'rers happy?

Prospects...crappy?

Not too young to wear a nappy?

Lovely memories we share

Georgie Bates... no longer there?


Hornsby, Hurley

Hair not curly??

We enjoyed the hurly-burly!

"Spring of Life" for Keo beer

Amargeti walks so dear!


"See you next time!"

Poet's daft rhyme

USA, Jo spends her ten dime'

Waving as they drive away

What a perfect Pafos Day! 14/03/2023. xx



A   P A F O S   D A Y


I contemplate another Pafos Day

The waves roll in, the sky an azure blue

Dear ginger cat just purrs, the cutest way

As walkers pass, they all go two-by-two

The sky, now clouds, in Queensbury there's snow

It's nineteen C' and that is in the shade

For once relaxing, life is really slow

Small birds, they tweet, I'm sipping "lemonade"!

Just peace and love, the UK's far away

But, Pafos roads 'avoiding... Maniacs!!

So beautiful, for World Peace I do pray

All cars avoiding, num'rous holes and cracks!

I close my eyes and sigh, 'got peace at last

Fine memories of Pafos from the past! 13/03/2023 x


M   A   N   D   R   I   A


'Love resting by the sea, I close my eyes

We've walked a while, I need a rest

So quiet here, just walkers, hear my sighs

We only have a foul Graffiti pest!

A couple wave, they've driven in their car

"Four K', too much!", we're on a holiday

We laugh just saying: "That's not very far!"

A joke or three will never spoil our day!

Small Wagtail flits around and makes us smile

A lizard disappears behind a wall

This view I'll always keep with me "on file"

So many walks from here I can recall

Mandria, nice to be here, just once more

The sun comes out and soon my sprits soar!  So relaxed!

16/03/2023. xxxx

T  E  A    F  O  R    T  W  O


Tea For Two

Problems few

Come and join the hungry crew

English breakfast with your toast

"Tea For Two", you are the most!


Cypria Maris  (Hotel)

Far from Paris?

Walk or rent a nippy Yaris!

Friendly folk, we're sitting down

Soon remove your "Brexit Frown"!


Coffee time

Poet's rhyme

'Have another, not a crime!

Fish and chips and lots of peas

Should I rub them on my knees?


Aubergine

It's my "scene"

Veggie food is not so mean!

Atmosphere relaxed and calm

Far away from "car-alarm"!


Lots of choice

Happy voice!

Yummy food, let's all rejoice!

Burgers, sorry, not for me....

Have another cup of tea!


We'll be back

'Got the knack!

Variety, there is no lack!

Thank you for delicious food

Guaranteed to "raise your mood"!

18/03/2023 xxxx




D E A R      C Y P R U S


Dear Cyprus, you're my second home

Through hills and dales I love to roam

The Faros lighthouse bows its head

It feels as if from Heaven fed!


"Our" villa empty, sacred place

Our time up there was really ace (Kamares Village)

When hot, we're swimming in the pool

It's clean, of course, nobody's fool!


The sun is shining, Koili Hill

Mere view of this gives me a thrill!

Then monast'ry for coffee drink

Dear cats are there before I blink


We walk along to harbour...Great

So many times, it is my fate

In "Tea  For Two", it's coffee time

No Whisky here, it's not a crime!


See Sharon, Enid, Jeanette too

Not going to the Pafos Zoo?

'Choose Lysos for a special walk

Kannaviou, with lively talk!


We will be back at Christmas time

It will enhance the poet's rhyme!

Goodbye to Sharon and the team

I guess it is my Cyprus Dream! 28/03/2023 xx











O N    L E A V I N G  C Y P R U S !


Leaving Cyprus, shed a tear

Melts into my Leon beer

Goodbye Glenn and Carol too

You're around and problems few!


Cypria Maris take a bow

Lovely time, we're sighing "Wow!"

Waiting for departing bus

Carol smiles, we don't like fuss!


Missing Sharon, Enid smiles

Jeanette too, those folk "on files"

Dancing to an Abba tune

'Guess we're really "Over t' Moon!"


Driving 'long Tomb of The Kings

Whizzing cars, my heart it zings!

Peyia bowing, Tala too

Waving to Dear Mario's "crew"


Sun is shining, hotel pool

Rather cold, nobody's fool?

Tattoo guy has reddish head

'Got to keep his fine street cred'!


We'll be back at Christmas time

Jumbo's, always in my rhyme

Fine tavernas, "Tea For Two"

Drives away the "Brexit Blue"!!


Plane takes off, I wave and sigh

Back to LaLaLand we fly

Bailey's, just to calm my head

Pafos is by Heaven fed! 19/03/2023 xx

D E A R    H E T T Y


Hetty! Hetty!

Aunty Betty

Georgie Bates he was the Yeti

Sadness, he's no longer here

I will drink his Keo beer!


Hedgie! Hedgie

We are veggie

Tavern owner, not called Reggie?

Not for us their "veggie goat"

'Feel it sticking in my throat!


Pinkie! Pinkie!

Tinky Winky

Walking lots, what do you "thinkie?"

'Hope you legs are working now

'Get to "Grande", I know... somehow!


Rafe is racing

Fast his pacing

Cypriot his bike is chasing

'Loves the hills, he's eighty-three

High atop the cycling tree!


Hetty watching

I am "Scotching"

'Guess my rhymes are not worth watching?

Time to have another walk

Neighbour likes our friendly talk!


Time for sleeping

Hetty peeping

Georgie Bates, I still am weeping

Raise a glass to Pafos friend

Now is life is at an end! 05/04

g

G

Georgie 





S P R I N G   I S   H E R E !


Sun is shining, Whisky cooling...

Far too early: "Who you're fooling?"

Lawn is mowed, now Spring is here

Neighbour drinking Guinness beer!


Blackbird feeding, Gulls are watching

It's enough to start me "Scotching"!!

Blue Tit in our apple tree

Feeding time, it's half past three!


Four o' clock and now I'm "Grouse-ing"

'Glad that we are no more mouse-ing

Hedgehog home is empty..Shame?

Noisy pigeons are to blame!


Neighbour busy, washing hanging

'Fore too long we here him banging

'Likes to keep us all awake

I can hear Dear Colin quake!


"Place In Sun", with Cyprus calling

Many walks we are recalling

Salamiou for Dougie's walk

Listen to those hikers talk!


Meanwhile Mr' Blackbird feeding

Mrs too, it's time for breeding!

Magpies chatter on the roof

Neighbour utters words "uncouth"!!


Peaceful scene, the sun is setting

Second Whisky, all are betting?

Warrington 'gainst Cat'lans play

Just another lovely day! 09/04/2023 xx







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L  I  E  B  E    K  A  R  I  N


Dear Karin, sleeping soundly in her bed

Her head is hurting, 'wonder what is wrong?

Her birthday too, much better by the Med'?

I'm playing for her, it's a Beatles' song!

Her brain is spinning, what a worry, sir

She needs your love, a hug or two will do

Warm greetings we are sending, just for her

Let's hope it's nothing worse tahn Winter flu!

We're thinking of those walks and Karin smiles

A hill or two to cure all Winter blues

Ten kilometers, never walk in miles!

You're never lonely with those walking "crews"!

We hope you're feeling better, sending love

For Karin H', her partner's turtle dove! 04/03/2023 xxx

A  W I N T E R' S   D A Y


Neighbour, grinning in her coven

Is she ready for the the oven?

Adding to our daily woes

On her broom and: Off she goes!


Happy Times, with chaos growing

Lots of junk in skip is going

'Gues we're used to loads of crap?

Like to give the witch a ZAP!


Builders busy, Bricks and mortar

'Guess I'm doing what I "ought'a"

Smiling bravely through the pain

LaLaLand, we're all insane!


Jet is landing, Rishi busy

Europe soon and "Izzy-Wizzy"

Rather have Dear Sooty there....

And, perhaps, Dear Rufus bear?


We've got peace, the witch is flying

Over Cleveleys, no one dying

Safer, high up in the sky

Pavement cyclists, 'wonder why?


Junk arriving, mattress stinking

Witch above, I see her winking

It's quite peaceful, she's away

Just another Winter's Day!


Pigeons cooing, Blackbird waiting

Mealworm snack he is debating

Mrs. Blackbird joins him too

Happy is our "Birdie Crew"!


Winter's Day with no one freezing

As for me, of course I'm wheezing

And tomorrow, seventy plus!

'Not inviting Lizzie Truss! He! He! He! xx

19/02/2023. xxxx














T A N G L E D    L I F E


Tangled is my mind

'Wonder what you'll find

Lots of tangled musings

Come on: "Look inside!"


Now I'm seventy-three

Sparrows in our tree

Mister Blackbird waiting

Meal-worms...twenty-three!


Four a.m. awake

Little Folks will quake

Heading straight for Pafos

Rufus we will take!


Sunak flying 'round

Crashing is "our" Pound

Rees-Mogg keeps his fortune

Corbyn starts to frown!  (Why not?)


Early morning blues

Fastening my shoes

Not another tumble

For a while I muse!


Nothing I find easy

Cold, I am quite wheezy

Power-washer I must "solve"

Fingers really "freezy"!


Whisky-time is healing

Better I am feeling

Famagusta calling us

Town is so appealing


Telly off, I'm dreaming

Cyprus walks I'm "theme-ing"

Hernia still slows me down

Yet, at least face beaming! 21/02/2023. xx




O N    Y E R    B I K E!


"On Yer Bike!", Glenn Froome is biking

Easier than hilly hiking?

Bike arrives and 'dons his gear

I am grinning ear-to-ear!


Meanwhile, Carol is declining

"Not for me, I'm one for wine-ing!"

"Careful biker, Cyprus roads!"

Residents: no Highway Codes!


Helmet on, the hotel leaving

Lots of waves he is "receiving

Not long 'till Le Tour de France

Glenn our lives he does enhance!


Tombs of Kings: all traffic whizzing

Pretty soon G's head is fizzing

Heading for an open road

Cycling is Dear Glenn's "abode"


So relaxing, legs are working

Are there any drivers lurking?

What a view to "Meddy Sea"

Cycling really sets you free!


Raise a glass to Scottish hero

Hinault is reduced to zero

Sorry Armstrong, Glenn has won

Scottish guy has lots more fun.... No drugs! 26/03/2023 xx





T E N E R I F E   A H O Y


Joyce and Geoff in hotel posh

'Must have got a pile of dosh?

Soaking up the Spanish sun

Far from Hull, it's much more fun


Early morn, they take a bath

Joycie soon, she starts to laugh

Luxury: not Yorkshire thing?

Geoffrey's heart begins to zing!


Veggie diet? "Bacon, please!"

Rub some honey on your knees!

As in Cyprus: "veggie goat"

Meat will stick in precious throat!


Climb volcano, classy beach

Paradise is within reach

Carnaval de Santa Cruz

Music, dancing, not uncouth!


Never mind the dicky hip

San Miguel you have to sip

Hoping that injection helps

Listen to the "Humber Yelps"!



Playa, then a watery dip

Then perhaps a cocktail sip?

Hope you have a smashing time

And enjoy old poet's rhyme!


Life is all about: ENJOY!

Pleasure for a girl and boy

"Pardon!", Yes, he's mutton Geoff

Whistle blowing, Spanish ref'?


Many more, Pafos soon

Underneath a Cyprus moon

"Yiamas!", Joycie, travel wins

'Wonder why Dear Geoffrey grins! 22/02/2023. XX


E V E L Y N   R'


Evelyn R'

"Pushed me far!"

Beating time: Four in a bar

Harry Dexter, Ballet piece

Stress of school I soon release!


Pullan A' (Avenue)

Wintry day

Eccleshill, I start to play

Dvorak or Beethoven "King"

I can hear piano sing!


Soldier "print"

'Start to squint

"Please don't eat a chewy mint!"

Discipline to make me play

Mozart on a Summer's day!


'Eighty-Four

Life no more!

Heart is broken, 'plays no more

War had killed her husband dear

Chopin Prelude I can hear! (E Minor key!)


Thank You, E'

Set me free

High upon the teacher's tree!

Still I'm playing, 'Twenty-Three! (2023)

Reverence, on bended knee!


Evelyn R'

Above par

Much emotion in each bar

Requiem to "teacher queen"

'Glad she was on David's scene! 26/01/2023 xx

 N E V E R    M A N I C?


Never manic?

Please: "Don't panic!"

I've gone down with the Titanic!!

Pigeons cooing, Blackbird feeds

Meeting Nature's many needs!


Knees are aching

Ageing, quaking!

I am NOT  a fan of baking

Writing nonsense, no one cares?

Stroking calmly greying hairs!


"Jerry Vine-ing"

He's not wine-ing

On is bike, he is "white-lining"!

Cars are honking: "Disappear"

J' is grinning ear-to-ear!


Leeds, we're winning!

I am grinning

Manager we all are "bin-ing"!

Resurrecting Revie King

Listen to the "cop-end" sing!


"Royal-Crowning"

I am frowning

I am never, never clowning!

In the loft, 'won't celebrate

Happy is my "secret fate"!


Brain is spinning

Rufus grinning

'Guess with Pafos we are twinning?

'Won't be long: My brain is calm

Never manic: ALWAYS CALM! 09/02/2023 XX




 J  U  S  T    S  K  I  P  !


J  U  S  T      S  K  I  P  !


We're lucky: 'Got a skip upon our drive

With better news, it's really full of crap

Ten days have passed, our spirits can't revive!

We'd like to give our neighbour Giant Zap!

View piles of dirt and bricks, Oh Lucky Day

No builders working, waiting for the start

So happy now, our car begings to sway

And we just think: They do not give a fart!

A car is passing, launching Costa cup

And now I'm smiling, 'least not on the road

I calm my nerves, a glass of 'Grouse I sup

Remember folks, we have a Highway Code  (Really?)

I close my eyes, great skip just flies away

Perhaps I'm dreaming, happy is our day!! 13/02/2023 x



          S  N  O  W!  S  N  O  W !


Snow! Snow! Quick, Quick, Snow!

Blackpool's going under

Only takes two tiny flakes

Rips the Town asunder!


Green Team, Galley's Dream

They are resting... Safer?

As for me, my grabber raised

Picking up a "wafer"!


Slip! Slide, Where to hide!

Lots of litter waiting

Vodka bottles on the ground

I am "pigeon-baiting?


Coo! Coo! Garden loo

Doggies: "Take your mess home!"

I am such a happy guy

'Won't be using that comb!


Cold! Cold! I am bold

You won't see me shiver

Whistle-ing a Beach Boys' song

Pass an "icy river"


Snow! Snow! Winter Glow

Sun, it now is shining

I am quickly "Nibbles-bound"

'Guess I won't ne wine-ing?


Updated from 1999! 17/01/2023 xx







C U P    O F    T E A


Nice Cup of Tea

Rub it on my knee

Aching stops, I start to smile

Blackbird on our tree!


Yorkshire Tea, of course

Stops me going hoarse

Tingle-ing, my gullet smiles

It's a special "course"!


"Get the kettle on!"

It's a famous song

Aunty had nine cups per day

Happy life went on!


"Corrie", beer and tea

"Rovers", NOT for free!

Swilling pints, yes, ev'ry day

Paul says: "He! He! He!"


Workers want a drink

Lager: "What d'y think?"

Settle for a pot of tea

Down it 'fore I blink!


Tea, yes, with your meal

"Tell me how you feel?"

"Rather have a brandy Sour?"

Cyprus, great appeal!


Kettle busy soon

Yorkshire Tea a boon!

'Least I'm sober, standing up!"

Drinking 'neath the moon! Amen, 10/02/2023.


BEAUTIFUL  BALI


HAPPY   DAYS


Dropped masks and poo

Plastic gloves too

Fag packets all around

Problems are few!


Luton Road race

Smiles on their face'

Poo-bag comes flying out

Prospects are ace!


Duck pond quite full

Sky is so dull

Costa cups floating past

Want thugs to cull!


Alleyway glass

Dropped by an ass

Sniffing-tubes empty

Life is a "gas"!


Mattress for rest

Dumped here I guess

Scooter without a wheel

Tip please is BEST!


Phone in her hand

Our Promised Land?

Female walks straight through some poo

Brainless "Phone-Band!"


Cafe for rest

Vick is the best

Beans with my scrambled eggs

Thumping my chest!


Litter-pick done

Endless the fun

Whisky to calm my soul

From pavements 'run!

23/11/2022 xx


HEARTBREAK   TIME !


It's Heartbreak Time, our hedgie friend has died

We rescued him and thought that he was safe

But now I sit here, Rufus too has cried

Like Tony, friend, at death of Maureen Rafe!

His little corpse I bury in the ground

The tears roll down, it seems to us unfair

We thought a friend in garden we had found

We cradled him whilst sitting in a chair

From pavement safe, we put him in his house

Some food to nibble, soon he's fast asleep

We hope he's safe from passing hungry mouse

He looked, to us, to have a slumber deep!

He's safe at last, he has a little grave

Great memories of him we warmly save! 

Amen. 01/12/2022 xxxx



C H R I S T M A S    T I M E


Christmas Time 

Poet's rhyme

Smiling's really not a crime!

Decorations brighten 'room

Wipe away the "heating gloom"!


Cleveleys place

Prospects ace

Not for long a smiling face?

Mobile scooters, racing bike

Scowling soon.... this Yorkshire Tyke!


Shopping queue

Prospects few!

Large price rises we have too!

Buy some presents for your kids

Christmas list for highest bids!


Dancing dolls

"Pineapple Polls" (G and S?)

Lots of stuff for "Darling Molls"!

Useful things, a snowman rocks

Bank accounts take "dreadful knocks"?


Lights will flash

Lorries dash

Cyclist takes an awful bash! (Local!)

Never mind, soon Twenty-Three

Fairy on the Christmas Tree!

08/12/2022 xxxxx


                            N E W    Y E A R    S O O N


Tuesday, on my own I'm walking

To the segulls I am talking!

Watch out, something on my cap

"Could it be a load of crap?"


Cynical, some knickers picking

Dog, it's master's leg is licking

Test for ovulation ' find

And I whisper "something kind"?


Kindly face, a lady smiling

This, of course, I'm swiftly filing

'Thanks me for the litter round

Slipping on the icy ground!


Buffalo, where nothing's working (USA!)

Horrid storm I know is lurking

Grateful that "Up North" it's mild

Glad to live upon the Fylde!


Luton Road, it's still for racing

Cars a lorry "manic-chasing"

Roundabout: "Be careful, please!"

Rub some ointment on my knees? (Ouch!)


Turn the corner, birds are tweeting

All my malaise they are beating

Jerry Corbyn sends a text

'Guess I am no longer vexed!


Sending all a New Year Greeting

From my mid-point "comfy seating"! (A bench)

Never mind we're all on strike....

Time to get on to a bike?


Back at home the warmth is calming

Switching off all news alarming

'Listen to "Beethoven-play"  (Concerto Number One)

Just another late year day! 28/12/2022. Poem 600! xxxx

                     IT'S  A "PHONE-LIFE" ! (Sonnet)


I spend my life upon my sacred phone

And cannot find the time to read or write

'Relieved, I cannot hear the poet's GROAN

('Convinced this lady's hardly very bright!)

My food's arrived but still I hold my "toy"

A burger full of crap is what I need!

So soundly sleeping is my little boy

Awakening, I guess he''ll need a feed?

Another text and then I "snap" my food

Dear Facebook loves to see a tasty dish! (I bet!)

The poet's scowling, not a peaceful mood!

Now Tik-Tok, this, of course, my fav'rite dish"

A Life of Phones: it must be paradise?

I won't object if this "the only vice"! xxxx 29/12/2022.



C H R I S T M A S      G A R D E N



Christmas Neighbour

Garden labour

See him holding child's light-sabre?

Garden is a pure delight

Gosh, It is a wondrous sight!


Chatty fellow.....

Plays a cello

We will say  a friendly"Hello!"

Elves and gnomes in flower-pots

Smiling: passing tine tots!


Chistmas Fairy

Santa...hairy?

Of his hoe we are quite wary!

Always busy, garden king

Hallelujah we all sing!


Hanging Santa

Spain's Infanta

He enjoys our friendly Banter

Lights switch on, it's paradise

Garden Life is twice as nice!


"Ho-Ho-Ho-ing!"

Santa's going...

Present Time, he's to-and-fro-ing

Landing on the chimney pot

Timid man? I guess he's not!


Posting presents

Lanes and crescents

Are there some for Yorkshire peasants? (Mainly myself!)

Waves Goodbye and off he flies

See his sleigh high in the skies!



Christmas Garden

"Noisy"?..Pardon!

Beating this would be a "ard un"!

He salutes as we go by

Can you hear an envious sigh?

31/12/2022 xxx


       N E W  Y E A R  A R R I V E S


Tweet and Tweet and Aussie bird is singing

Fine Greetings sent from Melbourne, far away

Blackbird happy, to his food he's winging

Yet rain is falling on this New Year's Day!

No matter, friends, Dear Anchorsholme, it smiles

Paul Galley's busy, on the park he waits

He's clocking up a lot of early miles

I'd like to say: "So happy are our fates!"

John Lennon plays: "Imagine he's still here!"

The music calming, smiles come to my face

Dear Rufus watching, 'thinks of Blackpool pier (North?)

We're shouting loud' that Blackpool is "so ace"!

We're wishing all a peaceful time this year

The Golden Eagle, sipping at my beer! Cheers! xxxx

01/01/2023 xxxx



P  A  R  A  D  I  S  E


It warms my soul

View Enid on a bike

Fitness her goal

I'm shouting: "What y'er like?"


Sharon and Jeanette

They're strolling on the prom'

Both fit, you can bet?

I wonder: "Where's this from?"


Latchi is the place

It's peaceful and it's calm

Smiles on ev'ry face

No danger of alarm!


Laughter and broad smiles

Send greetings Blackpool-way!

Kilos' never miles?

Another sunny day


Fishy is their lunch

Taverna for a wine?

Lots of crisps to munch

It's sounding so divine!


Friendship always wins

I guess we cannot wait

Paphos for our "sins"

How awful is our fate?


March will soon arrive

With walking and great food

Will we then survive?

Already splendid mood! 

Anticipation: 03/01/2023












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The manic poet

LAZY COW!

G E N E R A L  M U S I N G S !

"Lazy Cow", foul cup is blowing

Lots of litter "to-and-froing"

Sat'day for a litter-pick

Fag-ends really make me sick!

Liverpool, a friend is talking

Accent really is so "corking"!

"Passport office always closed!"

Neighbour's drive is "nicely hosed"!

Pigeons dropping, "splitter-splatter"

"We are British, 'doesn't matter!"

"One World Cup, but "won two wars!"

"We obey Dear Churchill's laws!"

Further on, a filthy nappy

'Guess that makes me really happy?"

Covid?.. lots of filth about

Catch a dose quite soon, no doubt?

"Lazy cow", two cans are waiting

Ladies World War Two 'debating

Special day, a Spitfire flies

I'm so bored, just hear my sighs! (Yawn!)

Wow, at last a friend is smiling

Toby dog is so beguiling!

Dave will take his poo-bag home

Tidier, Berlin or Rome?

Clover on my lawn annoying

"Dig it up?", my brain is "toying"

Cats will leave a "souvenir"

Lawn inviting and so near?

Happy days, I'm seeking shelter

"Our back garden is a belter!"

Whisky slipping down my throat

"Still no passport, it's no joke!"  Passport ordered March 9th....Forget it!

25/06/2022 Amen xxxx

HERO  COUNCILLOR xx

HERO COUNCILLOR xx

LAWLESS?

A L L E S    U N S I N N !

Winning! Winning?

No one's sinning?

Tons of litter I am binning

"Treasure Ship" is "autographed"

Local louts just start to laugh!

Hours painting

Sylvia's "fainting"

Metal panels louts are "tainting"

No one watching on "T.V."?

Bikes and doggies "running free"!

Many moaning

Website's "groaning"  (Next Door)

Saddest song we're all intoning

No policemen, where've they gone?

"Tarantara" a "bobbies' song"!

Bikes are ruling

Tempers cooling?  (Really!)

Nothing's done, who are you fooling!

Cycles do not have a bell

On the paths a walking hell!

Doggies "poo-ing"

Doves are cooing

In the bushes louts are "loo-ing"

Picking up those Costa Cups

Now I need my "Whisky sups"!

"Coffee time-ing"

Poet rhyming

Peaceful, no one here is "crime-ing"

Park must stay a sacred place

Green Team volunteers are ace!  19/06/2022 xxxx

PEACEFUL HERE?  THELETRA VILLAGE? xxxx

PEACEFUL HERE? THELETRA VILLAGE? xxxx

CRAZY WORLD!

C  H  A  O  S  !

Chaos in this world, I think

Common sense goes down the sink?

Dropping bombs and killing folk

World War Two guy does evoke!

"We're all right, we won, you see!"

"Now the world is really free!"

My advice?.. "Just stay at home!"

No more trips to Paris, Rome!

Airports: not the place to go?

Cancellations, due to snow?

No, it's Covid, "illness time"

Like to view my barmy rhyme?

Time to sell your latest car?

Philip Schofield will go far?  (Mars?)

Please avoid the news each day....

For a peaceful time we pray!

"Go and feed your Blackbirds, please!"

Rub some meal-worms on your knees!

Going crazy, never mind?

Care home soon I'll need to find!  (Really?)

Is our trip to Wales still safe?

Pafos too, ask Tony Rafe?  (83 year old cyclist!)

Shall I hide inside our shed?

Safer p'rhaps in cosy bed?

Chaos, 'can't afford a stamp1

Weather awful, rather damp

Meanwhile, Blackbirds ease my mind

"Thank you, Nature, you're so kind!

'Glad now I am fast asleep

In an ocean, blue and deep

'Cannot hear of chaos, "Cheer!"

Have another Leon Beer!  Yiamas! xxxx  04/04/2022 xxxx

NO  LITTER  HERE! xxxx

NO LITTER HERE! xxxx

COUGHS AND SNEEZES!

L I T T E R    D A Y

Tuesday, I hear coughs and sneezing

'Fore too long I'm really wheezing

Setting off, daer litter-pick

Brandishing my grabber-stick!

No Paul there, he's in a meeting

He! He! He! 'finds comfy seating?

Brexit on a lady's mind

Sailing on the Golden Hind?

One Stop store, same lady's buying

Forty fags, just hear my sighing!

"Cheaper, jump into the sea!"

Paul still grinning: He! He! He!

On the park, there's lot of litter

All of this will make me fitter?

Better ways of staying fit?

Poo-bags from a careless git!

Burst ballons, and Cider bottles

Healthy gullet this soon throttles?

Sweetie wrappers, "nico-tubes"  (flavoured nicotine!)

I'd prefer a tube of Zubes!  (Still exist?)

Luton Road, with lots of racers

"Slow down!", many more are chasers!

Cut the roundabout, OK?

Just another litter-day!

Denville ginnel, lots of dumping

Now I am a "MISTER GRUMPING"

Toys are scattered, doggie poo

It's far cleaner in the zoo!

Finished soon, my sack is bursting

For a drink I soom am "thirsting"!  (Whisky?)

'Glad to give my stick a rest

Cleaner streets are just the best!  Amen... 22/03/2022 xxxx

LUCKY  BLACKPOOL?

LUCKY BLACKPOOL?

NIGHTMARE!

G R E A T    N E W S  !

YIPPEE, Tories 'soon be here

Sipping Champers, hardly beer?

And Of Course, they're "Lev'ling up"!

'Won't be holding coffee cup!

Great news, Johnson will be here

Strolling on our Central Pier?

On that donkey, 'say: "Watch out!"

Soon you'll get a well-earned clout!

"Kiss Me Quick" is on his hat

'Stead of "subtle" lying prat?

Ukulele, stick of rock

Time to throw him in the dock? (Court?)

Tower won't be bowing, NO!

Gosh we love these Tories so!

Knighthoods, favours, for your friends

Greetings "poet" kindly sends!

Oligarchs perhaps here too?

Stirring tasty Tory "stew"

Set of tennis, thousand pounds?

As their friends take foreign "grounds"

What a cast, there's Reecy-Mogg!

Rather have a croaking frog?

Speaking language no one knows?

Stick a missile up your nose!

"Party Gate", let's celebrate!

All untrue, justice await?

Hope the speeches are arranged...

By this "leader" so deranged?

Why this anger?... liars win!

Honesty?.... just in the bin?

Foreign expert, Lizzie Truss

"Pritti Awful"..... What's the fuss?

What a gang to light our world?

Flag of peace they will unfurl

Private jets are landing soon

For Dear Blackpool... "What a boon!"

Come back, Dearest Tony Benn! (2014, he "left us"!)

Truely you're the best of men!

Only empty promise' made

Downing lots of lemonade!  (Tea for TB!)  10/03/2022  xxxx

"NOT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!"

O N   A N O T H E R  P L A N E T ?

I am on another planet

Fat guy eating like a Gannet!

Crunching crisps and sipping gin

Put your bottles in the bin!

Stomach bulging, beer guy's downing

It's not long before I'm frowning

'Glad when we can go away

Just another Fleetwood day!

Davey Spikey, soon we're laughing

Couple 'right are just carafe-ing!  (White wine)

They get up, they need some more

Rude behaviour we abhor!

Lots of jokes about his "willy"

"Don't be such a "Silly-Billy!"

Headlines from the local press

'Giggle soon, I must confess!

Show is over, lots of litter

Carafe left, I'm feeling bitter

Why so selfish, lazy LOUTS?

Like to give them all big CLOUTS!

Traffic racing, cars tail-gate-ing

For an empty road I'm waiting

Supermarket.... busy too

Welcome to the Human Zoo!

Kiev, not our destination?

We just want a peaceful nation

Putin, mad man, time to go

Lose him in the Russian snow!

I am on another planet

Fleetwood or the Isle of Thanet?

Time to go on holiday

Just another war-free day!  (We hope!)  26/02/2022 xxxx

Zum besten Wohl, Heinz! xxxx

Zum besten Wohl, Heinz! xxxx

BESSERWISSER?

      P R O U D    G E R M A N Y !

"The Germans Do It Better", Kampfner says 

Although my Dear Friend, Heinz, he has his doubts

His talks of "Dummland": just a passing phase?

Foul Brexit types in England, needing clouts!

With Mutti gone, a rising from the right?

Quite normal? most of Europe has gone mad?

With Putin, are we ready for a fight?

Let peace prevail, all wars are only sad!

My mem'ries great, in Essen, famous school (*)

'Felt welcome there with students, Happy Days!

The trips no more, I wonder: "Who's the fool?"

My Austausch proud, for this I have but PRAISE!

We're arm-in-arm, I hug my German friend (I am vaccinated!)

Warm greetings from Dear Lancashire I send!  24/02/2022 xxxx

For my friend Heinz Hube xxxx (*) Maedchengymnasium Essen-Borbeck.

DUTY CALLS!

"M U D D Y    W A T E R S!"

Muddy Waters

Cafe-'quarters  (Headquarters?)

Always follow leader's orders?

How to hold a cup of tea..

Paul is laughing: "He! He! He!"

Bottle-picking

"Costa" kicking! (Discarded cup)

Watching what a doggie's licking!  (Help!)

"Take away" was left, of course!"

I am thinking: "Par for 'course!"

In the bushes

Doggie rushes

Scowling guy a trolley pushes! (Guess who?)

Vodka botles, one, two, three

Watch the doggie have a wee!  (Help!)

Poo-bags PLENTY

Bin is empty

Could this be the "The Land of Plenty"?

Sweetie wrappers, coloured masks

Smile, one of my weekly tasks!

Windy is "gusty"

Gate seems rusty

Lady looking rather busty?  (I should not be looking!)

Paul and team are working hard

Guy looks like a tub of lard!!

Park is muddy

Passing "Hoody"  (Teenager)

Paul is waving, special buddy

Luton Road the place to be

Cars are racing, fifty-three (M.P.H.?)

"Round-about-ing"

Kerb car clouting

P'rhaps they're on a special outing?

'Have my 'nana, water drink

Bench is cosy.. "What y'er think?"

PIcking over

Dog called Rover

'Used to live quite near to Dover!

Weekly duty, I salute

Keep me on the "staightest route"! 22/02/2022. xxxx  Any chance? xxxx

WHO'S ON THE LEFT? xxxx

WHO'S ON THE LEFT? xxxx

POORLY LADY!

"Y O U   N E E D   H A N D S!"

Hands! Hands! Healing Hands!

Walking p'rhaps on Morecambe sands?

Hands are frozen, lots of frost

Sunshine, please, at any cost!

Cyprus raining

S' complaining

For some sunshime she's campaigning!

And she's got a wounded knee

And not walking, can this be?

Bird-bath freezing

Neighbour sneezing

As for D', yes, I am wheezing!

P'rhaps I need an early "Scotch"

But instead a "smartish watch"!

Birthday Peyia!

Jeanette, "Hey-a"

Here I need an extra layer!

Raise a glass for Yorkshire lass

We are back, all good things pass!

Pomos walking

Sharon talking

View out there they say is "corking"  (A corker!)

In the car S' rather bored

Injuries "put to the sword"?

Get well soon!

Pafos Moon

Movement back would be a boon?

Hills are waiting, Amerget'

She''s be back, of that I bet!

Hands! Hands! Great demands

Sharon on one leg she stands

'Hoping for a healing cure

Sticky Toffee pudd', for sure!  Magic? 11/02/2022 For Sharon Espin xxxx

LUCKY  BLACKPOOL? xxxx

LUCKY BLACKPOOL? xxxx

"RED FLAG DAY?"

L U C K Y    B L A C K P O O L ?

Lucky Blackpool, Tories coming!

Can you hear me "Red Flag" humming?

Johnson and his gang of cheats

Poverty, of course, defeats?

"Level-up",  promise believing?

Not a gang for huge deceiving?

Build a brand-new railway-track?

Rufus giggles in my sack!  (Naughty Bear?)

Tower has a red light burning?

For some PPE-cash yearning?

Billions going down the drain

Please enjoy our Blackpool rain!

Riding on a seaside donkey?

Peppa Pig's eye-sight is "wonky"!

Leads J' straight down to the sea

My friend, Paul, goes: "He! He! He!"?

Better things, I'll pick some litter!

Sense of humour never bitter?

Yes, all rubbish in the bin...

Bitterness just is a sin!

Yearning for a new gang leader

'Stead of poshest, lying bleeder?

Rubbish always I remove

Starmer, laughing, 'does approve?

Tony Benn, I bet you're watching?

Lots of Champers, maybe "Scotching"?  (Not Tony!)

'Only wanting English wine

Irish Sea is so divine!

All advisers 'starting going!

Donkey busy to-and-froing

'Get back to your lavish flat

Watch him vanish; "Just like that!" 03/02/2022.... Amen, Go Away! xxxx

M A N I A C S ?

B O Y - R A C E R S !

Boy-racers 'out

Noisy, no doubt?

'Sharing a brain-cell

'Give them a clout!

Screeching and brakes

For all our sakes?

Silencers missing?

Or are they fakes?

Pavement they hit

Kingcraig has 'fit  (Spa shop)

Old man is terrified

"Don't give a shit!"  (Pardon?

We dash across

Car is the boss

Shelter we're searching

'Feeling so cross!

'Still hear the noise

Brainless these "boys"?

"Fxxk off!", they're screaming

Cars are their toys!

College we see

'Glad that we're free

"Level Six" dining

Top of the tree!

Tapas for two

No longer "blue"

Whisky to calm me

Fine "student crew"!  02/02/2022 xxxx

"YIAMAS!" xxxx

NOCTURNAL "NOISES"!

T I M E   T O   F L Y   A W A Y ?

Snoring! Snoring!

Really boring?

'Hardly feel my spirits soaring!

Turning over, 'hear the wind  (Gales!)

All complaints I soon rescind?

Honking! Honking!

Really "stonking"?

Far too old for early "bonking"?  (Was ist das?)

Ear-plugs in, I fall asleep

Soon I'm in a slumber deep!

Flying! Flying!

'Hear my sighing!

UK's gales I am defying

Magic carpet 'bove the clouds

Far below see "Brexit shrouds"! (And lying gits!)

Latchi landing

'Sun 'demanding

Pinkie... me a glass is handing!

Is it water, is it wine?

Twenty bottles in a line!

Whisky! Whisky!

Rather risky?

Rare when I AM rather frisky?

"Famous Grouse" much cheaper here

Can you hear this walker cheer?  "YIAMAS!"

Rufus smiling

This you're filing?

Nasty weather he's reviling!

Dancing, glass upon his head

This is all by Leon fed! (Not Whisky?)

Waving! Waving

Mem'ries saving

For another drink I'm craving

Pinkie passes me a drink.....

Disappears before I blink!

Glass I'm raising

George I'm praising

Ninety years, he is amazing!

"Yiamas, George!", we're lifting off

'Hat at Cyprus I do doff!  01/02/2022. For Pinkie Lightly xxxx

FISHY STORY

"F I S H Y   P A U L!"

Paul, he loves his little fishes

Lots of them, his greatest wishes!

Coloured species swimming free

Paul is grinning: "He! He! He!"

Super tank with lots of spaces

Come and view his "swimming aces"

Michelle has her big tank too

Happy girl, with problems few!

"World of Water", fishes racing

Fishy male a female chasing?

Super his aquarium

Feeding time, fill fishes' tum'!

'Thinks about them ,when "Green-Teaming"

Of his wat'ry friends he's dreaming

Cafe, eating cheese, not fish!

Bag of crisps, his only wish?

"Sea Life, Blackpool", Saint-Saens playing

Fish now lots of eggs are laying

So relaxing, watch them swim

"Fishy Her" and "Fishy Him"!

Sylvia, in charge of feeding

Trust her with some "fishy breeding"?

'Loves to watch this "aqua-world"

Pirate flag she has unfurled!

Council work, Paul needs some leisure

"Fishy World" gives so much pleasure

'Only needs a pirate ship?

After all, he is the skip'  (Skipper Paul)  25/01/2022. xxxx

PARTY TIME

A L L E S    U N S I N N ?

"Watch out!" "Watch out!"

There's wine about

We're working, parties not allowed

All sensible, no doubt!

"What's up?" "What's up?"

A Yip a Yup!....

A suitcase full of tasty wine

For all of us to sup! (Really?)

"It's true!" "It's true"

The air is blue

We're working hard, and well apart

A rather merry crew!

"No booze!" "No booze!"

Our lives "a cruise"

With thousands dying, do we care?

We don't have much to lose!  (Their minds?)

"No lies!" "No lies!"

We're "honest guys"

When Peppa Pig our leader is

Just try a clown for size!

"Resign!" "Resign!"

"You lying swine!"

The country's really had enough

Let's throw him in the Tyne!  (Why should Newcastle suffer?) 22/01/2022 

His Powerhouse of the North? xxxx